December 2008
122 posts
The "Mute Protagonist"
really? The “Mute Protagonist?”
this year’s theme for the 24 Hour Theatre project experiment craziness fest thingy I’m in this weekend as an actor. maybe i’ll get the juicy role of seducing said Mute Protagonist. or maybe not. Good luck with that one playwrights.
Joint Review Meeting..uh, today at 3.
This is actually on my work calendar today but it is also the best name ever for getting together with friends to smoke some weed.
“uh mom, gotta run now. have an important joint review meeting to go to.”
OMG we made Newsweek's Global Elite List of 50
of the world’s most powerful people! Then I read that “Friends of Barack ” - (no.30 & 31 on the list) meant his close friends and advisors, not just those of us who worshipped swooned over supported him during the election. It was fun for a second though.
Other take away message: dinner parties with the right people can land you on this list too one day. It’s a good...
canada vs. us
noahkai:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
The U.S.— you have a wad of bills in your pocket and goddamn, you feel like you have some money, you’ve got a fuckin wad man, you could buy dinner and still have enough for the strippers. Then you go to pay for something, see that they are all one dollar bills, realize you only have thirteen dollars and you feel like shit.
Canada—you have all this heavy,...
dear red-heads out there,
somuchsass:
aniceshadeofred:wedreamtlove:
dear red-heads out there, please continue making babies with other red-heads so that you do not become extinct, (I don’t know if it’s possible but someone told me that it was happening) because if you do, there would be no future rupert grints, hayley williams-es, or travis clarks and I would be very sad. love, vivian.
I’ve been looking for a redheaded...
It's starting to feel a lot like high school on...
and High school SUCKED!
Now can we get back to girl crushes, food porn, marine life, Arrested Development worship, Rahm Bahm, Eva Mendes hotness, amazing photos, blah, blah, blah and my obsession with Christian Bale? Thanks! I love you guys :)
Shut Up! Marley and Me is not No. 1 at the box...
People, I am starting to lose faith in humankind and our ability to discern what is worth spending $11 on. Recession? What recession?
“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
– Alfred, The Dark Knight (via notthatkindagay)
*it’s called ‘global warming’, Alfred. :P ~ pwnator*
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maddieness:
Feist - How My Heart Behaves
Living in Alaska means....
white Christmas every Christmas
8 inches of white Christmas on Christmas day
owning petro-powered snow clearing device to remove 8 inches of white Christmas
a husky is your soul dog
said husky needs to be walked every day even when it’s -20 F
said husky can be harnessed to a rope to pull you while you x-c ski (a real sport called skijoring)
inevitably you receive a pooping moose candy...
Dark Knight 4Eva
Got the Dark Knight for Christmas. No, not the real one (jeez). I’d have a lot of explaining to do to his wife and the police.
Now, I know, there is a Santa.
the great things about canada: the girls, the free...
noahkai:
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I’m still here for the girls. =D
“As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I’m the...”
– Been There.
Rita Mae Brown (via carlyjo) (via adelamaide)
Love it.
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Self-imposed moratorium on tumbling tomorrow
The boss let us go 4 hours early!
Have a good safe holiday everyone. I won’t tumble tomorrow but I may peek…
I am bad at Christmas
I am good at lots of things, Christmas is not one of them.
It’s Christmas Eve and I haven’t finished shopping or wrapping gifts - trying to avoid the awful purple and red santa wrap that I’ve had for 4 years and can’t seem to use up!
I don’t bake.
Next year, I’m only buying gifts online and from places that wrap.
Michael Cera Holding Up "Arrested Development"... →
helenpham:
blaise:
GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL CERA!
Michael FYI: don’t confuse cute with indispensable & what blaise said.
Penguins! →
maddieness:
They have wings but they cannot fly. They are birds that think they are fish.
What's Your Favorite Holiday Song???
exclamation:
notthatkindagay:
Inspired by David, and since it’s X-mas eve, let’s spread some cheer by naming our favorite holiday songs! Mine are:
O Holy Night
Carol of the Bells
What’s yours?
Ukranian Bell Carol, and O Holy Night… So uh SAME I guess!
Band Aid’s “Do they know it’s Christmas” - god I am so cheesy. LOL
#38 Stuff White People Like: Arrested Development
Eventhough most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!
The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was cancelled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t...
Tumbling is like taking a smoke break ( 8 times a...
At least that is how I’m justifying Tumbling at work.
I almost rear-ended a cop on my lunch
while doing errands then he almost rear-ended me. So we’re practically dating now.
Wow 23 seconds more daylight today.
Best Work Day Ever Yesterday
I rocked the Bad Cop role - knocked a glass of water over for special emphasis.
I got CCed on an email to the Mayor about how the city sucks for not allowing people to build Snowzillas and now kids will go back to loitering at pool halls because they can’t be outside building gigantic snow people.
Found out that the Snowzilla guy calls the city to talk to the Supervisor who shut down...
It's more fun to chew gum that reflects who you...
I’m currently chewing sugarless Lush (by 5).
High Tea
Mark: So I ordered us tea and strumpets.
Me: You what?!
Mark: Tea and strumpets. It's England, we're at High Tea. What?
Me: Mark, strumpets are prostitutes. English prostitutes. Did you mean crumpets?
Mark: Shit. Now I know why they gave me such a strange look.
Contrary to popular belief, Poutine is not the...
pronounciation of poontang.
I get to play Bad Cop today in a meeting with...
while my boss gets to be Good Cop. I can’t wait! This is why they pay me the big bucks.
I’m a Type A with Type O blood
What Your Blood Type Says About Your Personality
You are the social butterflies. Often popular and self-confident, you are very creative and always seem to be the center of attention. You make a good impression on people and you’re often quite attractive (quite true – ha!). Organized and determined (to a fault), your stubbornness will help you reach your goals. You make good leaders.
Lovewise,...
Things I miss about Canada...
my family (only because they live a few thousand miles away in Canada)
poutine & my friends (in that order)
eating fries with gravy, anytime and not being consider a freaking alien for doing it
Smarties!
Wine gums
pink strawberry marshmallow candies so bad for you goodness
Crunchie chocolate bars
calling chocolate bars chocolate bars instead of candy bars
the metric system
no Dubya
no...
