January 2011
1 post
February 2010
15 posts
Distance is not for the fearful. It is for the bold. It is for those who are...
– Unknown (via kidlovesdoodles) (via letsnotfailthistime) (via maddieness)
For Your Edification: Asian Women
#9. Asian women sometimes like to refer to Christian Bale as their boyfriend. For example: The Dark Knight (played by my boyfriend Christian Bale). Get over it.
Been There, Done That, Bought the T-Shirt
#6. Lost the best years to a Man-Child.
For Your Edification: Asian Women
#12. Asian women hate it when you ask them if their mother was a Mail-Order-Bride or a Saigon Bar Girl.
Why Can't I Have U??????
-me to the cute MIT boy if I were to say anything to him.
January 2010
10 posts
I would give you my camel
If your camel keeled over….
I want someone to say this to me.
All the Pretty Boys
Live on the East Coast, are gay, or are flaky. EFF.
Entertain or enlighten me however you wish. →
(via thoseareturkeys)
Boston: I heart
Your Bars, your bistros & your men. That’s a different kind of triple threat if you ask me.
Live from Boston:
About to crash Scott Brown’s post-election party going on at my hotel right now. Just kidding, Secret Service.
MIT offers a whiskey tasting class
Wait. What. Sign me up already.
noahkai:
fmylife:
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Boston
What’s there to do, besides drinking at Whiskey’s, after I’m done nerding out in work training class all day?
I want to make a FUCKYEAH blog about you
but then I couldn’t call it FUCKYEAH. It’d have to be HALENAW or GITTHEFUCKOUT or NOTTHISSHIT. Or something.
December 2009
5 posts
So bored I could watch Newsies
right now.
3 day scruff on a guy
what’s not to love?
November 2009
9 posts
Of course I'm considerate
I always call first to make sure my friends aren’t EFFING before I stop in for an unplanned Sunday brunch at their place.
Relationships: sooo overrated
I’m just having casual sex from now on.
10 Days in NYC
leaves me wanting….
In NYC & loving it.
When do I get to move here? Oh right, reality just set in.
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...
– President Obama via Reuters (via amazingamanda:stevewoolf:mikehudack:apsies) (via dysdaimon)
October 2009
17 posts
A little light internet stalking
can hurt….
The night we met, my mouth said, "nice to meet...
thoseareturkeys:
lovebot:
letterboxlove: heartwarming: pretty-bird: (via poeticheartache)
The best thing about my iPhone is mobileporn
The worst thing thing about my iPhone is mobileporn.
Drive yourself. Get on a highway, speed by everything and pretend you’re leaving...
– The cure, according to L :) (via maddieness)
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...
– Jack Kerouac - On The Road (via emmaleigh) (via farrahmarinara) (via icallbullshitonthat) (via chula)
Porn, writing & tumblin'
= my Saturday night. WOOT.
Ray LaMontagne on MySpace Music - Free Streaming... →
This man’s voice is so fucking sexy. This is who I sleep with every night. OK, not literally.